Narendra Modi – Prime Minister for Life!!!

Come June 4th, the results for the 18th Lok Sabha will be out. This will culminate a staggering exercise—the largest in the world—electing 543 members to the august parliament house. It will also be the culmination of a crushing electoral schedule spread over 44 days, with over 500 million votes being cast. 

Elections are not cheap—they are costly, quite costly. According to a report in Business Standard, “Based on previous years’ trends, the 2024 election is expected to cost approximately double the amount of the last election, amounting to a staggering ₹1,00,000 crore.” Approximately the same amount allocated to the education sector for a year (2024/25) is ₹1,12,899 crore. So, frankly — for a country like India, where we can do so much with scarce resources, elections are something that one should avoid. Especially if the outcome is decided beforehand. Democracy is not a panacea to all the ills, after all. Don’t believe me? Just look at the current state of affairs in India.

Going by all the reported, misreported or unreported trends, Prime Minister Narendra Modi will make a comeback. The debate is how strong that comeback will be—400, 370, 300, or even 250. “Abki baar char sau par,” is the war cry of BJP. The party increased its tally from 281 to 303 and now wants to take a giant leap. Will that be possible or not? That should be left for the vast Indian milieu to decide.

Yet, given that Modiji completely dominates India’s landscape, and will do so for a long time to come, thanks to the TINA (There Is No Alternative) Factor. Strong men are quite in fashion these days. Xi Jinping will be the head of China for life, Putin will rule the roost at the Kremlin till he is alive, and Erdogan has planted himself firmly in Istanbul. And these are not dictatorial countries; Russia had an election recently, and Turkey, not so recently. So, even democracy likes strong gents.

If that is the case, and Modiji wins the election with a handsome margin, my humble proposition is that we should just declare him as the Prime Minister for Life until he chooses to move on or gets bored. The next general election will be held post-Modi timeframe. That is when Indian voters will exercise their choice again for a PM. It is not that I am suggesting disbanding the voting-democracy mechanism — chief ministers should be elected by voting, so mayors and municipal chiefs. Only the ‘prime minister’ choice will be off the table until Modiji is here. This way, we will save a lot of money and a lot of trouble — and focus on the issues that really matter to our country.

For the benefit of 1.4 Billion people, the most populous country in the world, let me enumerate the substantial benefits that will come from declaring Modiji as PM for life:

No need for Othering

India is a rainbow country of multiple castes, creeds, and religions. While Hinduism is the majority religion demographically, it is not monotheistic. There are more sects and variety in the religion than outside it. Now, there would be no polarisation if there were no central elections. Why do you need to drum up support when there is no outcome? Muslims form some 15% of the Indian population, so they don’t need to be bothered. They will cease being they/them; we can finally move to we/us. If this schism is not there, we would not need to talk about CAA, UCC, Hijab, Jinnah, Love Jihad, and so much more. There will be more peace all around.

No need to demonise the opposition

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One of the significant charges on Indira Gandhi deals with her authoritative streak. The charge that she steamrolled through opposing voices and would much instead prefer the echo of a clique. Congress Party had no qualms about misusing the state to reach a purpose. Nothing was off the table. Exitus acta probat!

But what was art during the times of Indira Gandhi has become a science. Enforcement Directorate (ED), or Central Bureau of Investigation (CBI), have become dirt collectors on political opponents. If you oppose the government, you are a marked person. Now, if there are no elections, there would be no need to vilify or demonise the opposition. ED or CBI will be able to function as they can, focusing on crime and corruption rather than political opponents. Modiji will not have to shake hands with corrupt politicians or protect them just because they have jumped ship. Conversely, he would not need to send them to jail just because they oppose him. 

No need to blame Nehru or Indira 

If there were ever a record of how many times the reigning prime minister has taken the name of the first prime minister, it would definitely belong to Modiji. I am sure not even his daughter or grandson, both PMs, ever referred to the Nehru patriarch as much as our beloved Modiji has. There is scarcely any moment when Nehru-Gandhis are not remembered. We know more about Nehruji only because of these unceasing remembrances. If there is no election, there would be no need for a blame game. No need to rake the past for mud-slinging. Nehruji (wherever he might be) will heave a sigh of relief, and so will Indira Gandhi or Rajeev Gandhi. The blame for everything will not be transferred to the Nehru-Gandhi family. Modiji will not need to raise the bogey about the past and focus on how things stand now.

No need to strike a deal with corruption

Remember, “na khaaunga or na khaane dunga,” statement by Modiji. He had promised to eradicate corruption in the most radical of ways. Sadly, the only things that have been eliminated are the cases against politicians who have jumped ship to join the party. This could largely be a result of how our polity runs. However much you might want to be righteous and punish the corrupt, one has to join alliances to win seats and get numbers invariably. Now, if Modiji does not have to bother about electoral bonds or the number of seats, he will go the whole hog against the corrupt and mighty. It could be politicians; it could be businesses. None would be spared. India would emerge into an era of real Ram Rajya, where corruption, cronyism, nepotism or any such ism would not exist.

No need to please businesses

One of the evils of elections is that one needs to please Mammon. You need big money to fight such elections, which comes from big businesses. But it is not all hunky-dory. There is always a quid pro quo in terms of policies or favours. The business people investing in a rupee would expect a million back. If no elections are to be fought, there will be no need for big money or a quid pro quo. Policies will be designed how they should be rather than benefitting some person or entity. There will be no loopholes in laws, and there will be no shortcuts. 

No need for rallies or roadshows

Modiji invests a significant amount of time and effort in fighting the elections. Since these national contests are done in his name, he is forced to traverse the length and breadth relentlessly seeking votes. Imagine the sheet burden on Modiji’s time. If there are no rallies or roadshows, Modiji can spend more time on constructive work. He would be able to invest more time in solving the real issues confronting India: population explosion, unemployment, healthcare and so on. 

No need for religiosity

India is a land of temples; we already have some of the most magnificent ones. At this juncture, the numbers suffice. Then again, we need to find the divine in us, not outside. As Kabir says, “moko kahan dhunde re bande, main to tere paas mein. Na mandir mein, na masjid mein, na kaabe kailash mein.” We need good hospitals and centres that provide affordable healthcare, and they won’t have to go to private hospitals. What we need is great public education institutions so parents don’t have to kill themselves paying fees for private schools and colleges. We need great centres of learning rather than just religious ones. With no requirement to pander to any specific segment, we can move to a spiritual plane that is more inward-looking than chest-thumping.

No need to destroy the environment 

One consequence of urban lifestyles is a more significant destruction of nature and the environment. To power the cities, we need more coal, and to get more, we need to strip more forests. This leads to a negative feedback loop. As the forests are destroyed, we have greater warming — leading to a greater need for cooling. As India rapidly urbanises, more and more citizens (voting) live in the cities. And any government must be aware of their needs. Of course, there could be pot-holes, water issues, and planning chaos, trees chopped for metros, but one cannot do without electricity. Now, if Modiji does not have to bother about these city-wallahs, why would he ever let the forests’ destruction occur? I am sure he would not let dams come up in eco-sensitive zones like the North East and would not allow the destruction of island ecosystems like Andamans or Lakshadweep. 

No need for media stooges

To win elections, one needs to build opinions and to build opinions, one needs a pliant press. The fourth pillar of democracy is usually under the thumbprint of the reigning government through coercion or inducement. It is often a dog that readily wags its tail—for exclusive interviews, access, and advertising spend. The government, too, needs the press to forward its agenda. What if there was no need to hard sell? Modiji would not be bothered by a free press. He would then readily hold candid press conferences like any other leader without worrying about who would ask what. Neither will he be perturbed by what is being reported, even if it is the truth. All the domesticated and pet journalists will be disbanded; only the wild ones will remain free to write whatever they want, to show whatever they want. 

Imagine the gains one can have by giving up on an election that is just a formality of sorts. We could save so much money and so much angst and usher in the golden age of Modi-rajya. I mean, if Lord Ram had to constantly bother fighting an election in Ayodhya, managing vote banks, dealing with babus, courting the vyaparis, and so on, would he be able to deliver good governance as well? I highly doubt it.

Dear Hollywood, Could you please STOP ‘Lionizing’ India!

First things first; let’s say a small prayer to whatever powers that be — up there and down under — that Lion didn’t win any ‘Oscars’ at the 89th Academy Awards. The Dev Patel starrer had been nominated for 5 of them, namely, Best Picture, Best Supporting Actor, Best Supporting Actress, Best Music, Best Writing, and Best Cinematography. Thankfully it won none.

Had this movie won any awards at the Academy Awards, we would have been badgered with “Indian-ness”, despite the fact that the movie is produced by a foreign studio, directed and helmed by a foreign crew and even the actors (except for a few tit-bits and the chief protagonist) are all foreigners.Lion_film_India_1

Yet, the foreign DNA of the film is not why I wish the film the failed, there’s no pseudo nationalism at work. The reason, I harbour such feelings is, because undoubtedly Lion is a much below-par movie. The whole excitement around it has taken me by surprise. Built largely on the Slumdog Millionaire construct, Lion is purported to be a true-story. Sadly it is little else but a stereotypical production that lacks empathy or understanding on the topic or the people that it portrays.

Ostensibly, Lion is a tale of a 7-year-old boy named Saroo as he gets separated from his family and brother, travels some 1200 kms unknowingly across India before landing in Kolkata, and is finally adopted by a set of parents in Tasmania, Australia. After a gap of 25 years, Saroo Brierley traces back his past on Google Earth and reunites with his family. This is an epic journey that has its bearings in truth.

In real life, Saroo retraced his steps in the sleepy town of Khandwa in 2012, and his story was well covered by the media at large, from BBC to Times of India, everyone featured this extraordinary human tale of emotions and resolution.

Now, as any astute person, Saroo decided to cash on the new-found fame and he quickly penned a book on his own journey, ‘A Long Way Home’. The book was published in 2013, and by 2016, Lion was released. It was all done in a jiffy, so as to speak.

While I have yet to read the book, I did watch the film and it really stuck me as another Schadenfreude Millionaire tale that had appeared on screen some years back. What essentially befuddles me is the manner in which India is still portrayed especially by international film-makers; a shoddy, poor, dirty, degraded place where crime and criminals abound. Continue reading

Indian Railways: Doomed for Disaster

Around 150 people died in the recent train accident near Kanpur. The passengers of Indore-Patna Express were in deep slumber, when some 14 coaches of the train were derailed, apparently due to a rail fracture. It is one of the worse rail accidents of recenttrain-accident times, almost equally in casualties as that of Gyaneshwari Express in which some 150 had died in 2010, when the train had been derailed by Maoists in West Bengal. The scale of deaths and injuries makes the current accident, one of the worst in the history of Indian Railways. Sadly, going by the things as they are, this accident won’t certainly be the last “major one” in India’s transport sector.

The travesty is that after every such incident, a set of actions/reactions follow almost in an autonomous mode. The opposition will bay for blood, the experts will decry the state of railways, the media will highlight all the unfulfilled promises and commitments, and the rail minister will set up a committee to investigate, promising strictest action possible. As the days pass and the dust settles down, the accident will become a statistic, invoked only in times of similar accidents, largely as an illustration of how “no lessons are ever learned”.

But then running Indian Railways is by no means an easy task. Sample these stats; indian-railways-1railways have a network of more than 64000 kms in length. It runs around 7000 commuter trains; 12000 long-distance trains and 6000 freight trains this network daily. Around 22 million passengers commute over the network each day. That is the sheer size and scale of this network. Given, the sheer scale, an accident like this in a few years should not raise much eyebrows, after all even Six Sigma allows you a few faults in a million, doesn’t it? But it does and should, because the faults in Indian Railways system can have ghastly repercussions. Imagine, it was a rail fracture in the Kanpur accident (a crack that is a few inches wide on the metal track) that killed so many and injured so many more. Faults on railways are always a killer. Thus, there is just no excuse for them.

Realising the dire state of the railways, the minister Suresh Prabhu had proposed to invest ₹ 1,27,000 crore over 2015-19 in safety work, which includes track renewal. In addition to ₹1,02,000 crore to be spent on the locomotives, coaches, etc. And such steps were not the first ones. The previous government had appointed a committee under Anil Kakodkar to enhance railway safety.

Yet, in spite of all the ‘supposed’investment in safety and all the great plans, the real problem lies in the very manner in which the railways is run. The way the organisation (for a want of a better term) is structured, it is doomed for disaster and going bust in the days indian-railway-budgetto come. Indian Railways (IR) is right now like a patient that is afflicted with tuberculosis, the symptoms are all there. But if we only concentrate on the manifestation and ignore the ailment, the patient is going to eventually die. The prognosis for IR is similarly dour. And here’s why:

IR is living beyond its pockets — for every 100 bucks that it earns, the transporter is actually spending some 114 bucks. A deficit of straight 14%, that’s crazy isn’t it?

And can you guess what the biggest reason for this business anomaly is, it is the bloody manpower. Don’t get it? Sample this: Continue reading

The World is Round — Again!

Thomas Friedman is a journalist/author who is not really an exceptional journalist or an exceptional author. He has won a few Pulitzer prizes, but he is not popular because of them. His claim to fame is a rather elementary named book, titled, ‘The World is Flat’. Published in 2005, it is world-is-flatquite a simple book talking about the state of affairs of the world, especially in connection with globalization. The book speaks of how the world is coming together as one big place from Denver to Dalian to Bangalore. It was meant to be a chronicle of our times, and a sort of prognosis of the things that are yet to come. Friedman reaped rich rewards from his book, traveling across the globe, giving talks and discussing the subject.

When the book came out, there was much fanfare around it. The book seemed to propose a hypothesis, no less significant, than say E=MC²  or better still, like the discovery of New World by Msieu. Columbus.

The book spoke about a new globalized inter-connected world where information, people, money and even ideas moved across at breathtaking speed. It was a world where, kids in the US had to be wary of growing up in a world, where kids in India or China could easily replace them. The world was being progressively flattened, and there was little to do to prevent the eventuality.

It has been a decade since Friedman came up with book and much water has flown in the Mississippi River or the Yangtze or even the Ganges since then to erode the beautiful facade of ‘flatness’. I recall listening to all a talk by Friedman, which he gave in Mumbai at NASSCOM summit. In it, he spoke about how times had changed from the past, when American kids would leave food on the plate and their parents would chide them, “spare a thought for the hungry millions in India”. And now, when the kids are disinclined to study, the current parents warn their kids, “be scared of the learning millions in India”. Honestly, my heart swelled with happiness at the prospect of living in a world where nationality did not dictate your destiny. We could be anyone, we wanted, so long as we wanted it hard enough. The future indeed seemed rosy and bright, during such times.

Cut to today, and I chanced upon the latest vitriol by Republican presidential nominee (and possibly — god forbid, would-be American President) Donald Trump, wherein he blamed India, China shutterstock_299401883and Mexico for the “greatest jobs theft” in the history of the world. According to him, Indians and other nationals were gobbling up American jobs. Indians were no more a threat, but rather scheming thieves that stole and cheated. Now how could that narrative change so quickly? What happened to that ‘flat world’ that was meant to be equal for all Continue reading

Get some ‘Balls’, Bollywood!

Undoubtedly, among the current breed of Indian actors, Shahrukh Khan (SRK) is one of the most articulate ones. He is well-read and can hold a conversation on quite a few topics that his colleagues will go blank on. SRK also has an immense capacity for self-depreciating humour. And while there is no doubt that he floats a few inches over the ground thanks to his superstar status, there are still moments when he comes out every bit like the combative Delhiwalla that he portrayed in one of his recent movies. Not surprisingly, SRK at times lets go of diplomacy that is so much a part of modern-day success and speaks his mind in a candid manner.

It was in one such moment of rush, back in 2010, that SRK spoke of the pressures faced while managing his IPL team, KKR. Back then, tensions between India and Pakistan were at a high due to border skirmishes, and by thumping his support for Pakistani players, SRK had put his Leg Before the Wicket. There was an immediate outcry over his “unpatriotic act”, and as the impending release of his movie “My Name is Khan (MNIK)” neared, the clamor only got louder.

Not surprisingly, Shiv Sena, a political party prone to petty provocations, immediately took offense. The party mouth-piece Saamna dubbed SRK “unpatriotic” and called for a ban on the screening of his film. As the release date of MNIK got closer, the tensions escalated. Theater owners were warned not to screen the film, and there were numerous protests all over, accompanied with the regular burning-and-stamping-the-effigy-in-front-of-the-newschannel-camera moments.

But when all this didn’t work, political activists attacked several cinema halls that were to screen MNIK. Hoodlums entered halls and damaged screens of the Metro theater in south Mumbai and the Huma Cinema at Kanjurmarg. Meanwhile, there were the other set of goons that pelted stones and broke the glasses of Mehul cinema in suburban Mulund. This was typical intimidation strategy at work.

In all this melee, the Congress government backed SRK to the hilt, providing heavy police cover to theaters screening the film, putting some 1500 Shiv Sena party workers in my-name-is-khan-banpreventive custody, and even warning Uddhav Thackeray of dire repercussions. The battle lines were drawn, a defiant SRK refused to apologise, whereas the Shiv Sena would have nothing less than it. As the battle progressed, the saffron party seemed to lose steam and was looking for a way out of the imbroglio, with its leader talking about a “public apology” as an acceptable truce. That did not come though, and the film was released among heightened tensions. As is the case with quite a few SRK movies, MNIK earned its crores, got all the awards, and was declared a hit.

The ban, the threat and all that, just fell apart like a phuski bomb (what we call in Mumbai) or like a dud. This was one of the rare times, when Bollywood had stood up to political hooliganism and prevailed, like they do so much in those pot-boilers.

Yet, the odd bit here was not about how SRK was attacked, but the fact that almost no one from Bollywood came to his aid. Even as the attacks on him were mounting, none from the film fraternity spoke publicly in his support. Of course, there were those conciliatory and my-name-is-khan-ban2diplomatic mumbo-jumbo, here and there, but these were largely from the smaller actors, the ones people call character artists. The big shots of Bollywood were dumb-founded, much like their likeness that represents them at Madame Tussauds and elsewhere. The Khans, the Kapoors and even the Bachchans, kept mum. Bollywood, the big family of superstars, was more like a petrified herd of goats. The kind that will retreat into the barnyard at the sign of first trouble.

It has been six years to that confrontation. and precious little seem to have changed. This time round, there is another SRK movie that is caught in the political grind, but not because of his utterance but rather the temerity on the part of the film makers to cast a Pakistani actress in it. And just like, in 2010, we are again having trouble with Pakistan at the borders, and people are yet again baying for the blood of artists and singers from that nation. But this time, SRK is not alone, he has his good friend Karan Johar (KJo) for company. With KJo’s film “Ae Dil Hain Mushkil” featuring Pakistani actor Fawad Khan nearing for release, the time for political haymaking is reaching a crescendo. Continue reading